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Beware, the unusual film you are about to watch

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contains many scenes of rare violence.

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All the mutilations as well as the dismemberments

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and the cannibal rites
were carried out by real professionals.

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Please do not try to indulge
in this kind of massacre at home.

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Thank you.

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The wall is over.

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Our beloved President and
the new Mexican El Cobra government,

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led by the mighty Chupacabra,

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are proud to present
the Amity Wall.

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Over 2000 miles of pure steel between
Brownville and Tijuanass.

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To say no to immigration.

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And if Mexicans piss you off, do like El Cobra,

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eat them... For free!
And if you're not happy,

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if you don't like Mexican meat...

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Go fuck yourself! 

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Sponsored by Taco Rabane restaurants.

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It's impossible!

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Impossible!

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What the fuck would he do on my land?

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You may not like it but... 

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He is here to destroy our wall.

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WHAT!?

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Damn!

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All right Sharky.

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Find and kill that little fucking secret agent!

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And don't forget my virgin.

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You can trust me, Mistress, Sì!

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So, this small prophet of none

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would be back..?
Poor unconscious!

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Anyway, if it's really you,

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you'll dig it

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BUBBLEMAN!!!

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Bomb has been planted!

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- Why are you doing this?
- Well, I'm a secret agent 

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of Zeroland, buddy.
Breaking down their wall is my mission.

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It pisses the world off, that's cool.

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Fuck!

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I didn't make no bones about it!

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Super subtle the agents from Zeroland

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and incredibly efficient!

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Ok Predolita, you won't stop breaking my bal...

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And what about these Humpty Dumpty!?

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What are you talking about!?

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Those jerks!

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Ah...them, they're going to annoy me.

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Pedrolita, you see the cooler? 
Hide inside.

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We are all going to die
from being eaten.

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So that's it El Bubbleman!?

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 Motherfucker!

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Shit!

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Not very discreet for a secret agent!

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Come on! Follow us nicely,
the tourist agent!

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Can't we have a drink first?

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Fucking shit!

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It sucks!

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Tear down our wall!

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What a stupid idea!
The wall is vital to us, you understand!?

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How do we eat if all the Chicanos
move to the Yankees!?

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Fucking cannibals!
Pray for I never get out of this fucking hole!

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Buenas noches luchador!

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I might get bored here.

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Oh a scorpion! I love it!
And it looks like a female!

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But it's stinging me!
Get the hell out of...!

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Fuuuuck!

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Fuuuuck!!

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It smells chicken run here!

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What the fuck!?

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Classy!

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- You play well.
- Thank you!

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Not easy with four fingers less
but I agree that’s pretty good.

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Is that you!? Is it really you!?

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I've been waiting for you for so long.

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Really! What for!?

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Do you want to eat me too!?

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Only the White Sun God can take over LA MALINCHE.

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I beg your pardon?

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Come on, I'll show you.

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600 years ago, in the fabulous
and radiant city of Zeropopec.

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This is here. Harmony and prosperity

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reigned thanks to the goddess Genesis, that's me!

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But we had to flee and hide to escape
the cannibal fury of that little bitch Chupacabra.

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But that was without counting on the prophecy
of the advent of the White Sun God. That's you!

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Ah... cool!

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Yes, and it's also a cult.

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A cult?... Oh shit.

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Yes, a kind of bloody buffet that ends
with the sacrifice of a virgin.

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A virgin!?

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That sucks!

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Yes a virgin, devoured at the next eclipse
by that filthy goat sucker.

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A goat sucker!? 
Damn that’s weird !

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And this cod can sometimes
be a little bit surly,

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especially during the eclipse.

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It is better not to try to shit in her sandals.

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And I guess the eclipse is tomorrow!?

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Right!

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Well, we're screwed!

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That's it! So you kill her, we bomb the wall,
we go to Colorado, and thank you goodbye,

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that's all for you!

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I feel like I'm going to lose another ball on this one!

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And what is this one?

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Nevermind.

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Oh look!

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That's me when I was young
and that's my brother-in-law

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and that's his dog, Jackal,
a little rotten chihuahua.

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It was racist but so loyal...

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Ah... interesting!

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When is it time for a drink here?

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Let me go!

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Let me go you fat cow!

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Poor little fool! You don't know how
lucky you are to be eaten by me!

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By your death, the Universe will open again
on an era of darkness and chaos

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My era, my reign.

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Bubbleman he'll come back
and your reign will be rotten!

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Yuck!!!

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Ready?

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Ready!

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Bubbleman!?

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Of course he'll be back!
In 600 years maybe!?

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Shit!

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Son of a bitch!

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That one's for me.

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Well... The bitch is next !

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I, Genesis, Queen of the 5th Alliance,
Goddess of Zeropopec,

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command you to appear in front of me
and the White Sun God!

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If you want something done right, do it yourself.

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So, Genesis, are you coming
to shit in my sandals again?

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Choupette, that jackal's breath!

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So you just decided to brush your teeth with shit ?

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You're screwed, girl!

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The prophecy is coming true!

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Of course the prophecy is happening!

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You are all dead!

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You are all already dead!

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It's starting to stink of shit there!

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Bubbleman!

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Damn! I got to climb all these fucking stairs!?

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Save her!
No one else matters!

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Let's shoot her!

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Fuck, that sucks!

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Bubbleman

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 I failed.

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The future of the universe is now in your...

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In your hand.

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Amazing optimism!

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- Bubble!
- Fuck! The virgin...

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Untie me quickly please!

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Don't forget...
No one live's forever.

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God damned!
 It was a fucking big deal!

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Thank you Bubbleman.

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We are finally free.
The prophecy is fulfilled.

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I can go rest in peace.

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What do you mean by accomplished?

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It didn't end that way for you and me, did it?

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The journey ends here for me.

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Only you could resurrect from the beast's belly.

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There's no way you're
going to die now, Genesis.

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Forever.

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Forever my love.

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- We made it?
- We can say so. 

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Maybe we'll stay here after all, right?

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Oh shit!

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For sure we'll stay here.

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Oh yeah! No risk to get eaten anymore!

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Hey... that's right!

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And so, once the reign
of cannibal terror was defeated,

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the powerful White Sun God
announced the advent of the 6th world,

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bringing Hope and Freedom to the oppressed peoples.

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Reaching back his rightful place on the throne

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Bubbleman will lead the Children of the Sun,
for eternity.

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Bubbleman speaking!

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- Bubble! What the fuck are you doing!?
- Patty!?

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I could really use some help right now!

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Eternity my ass! 

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I'm coming!!!